Krissy Poo is a pet platypus

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

(Source: confirmance)

trust:

finally a career for me

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(Source: trust)

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

rosenrot5:

itsclintoncraig:

shakirugh:

when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowlimage

I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country

I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: cradily)